Monitor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PotatoCraft: Where we mine diamonds with our regular CPUs and GPUs because why not

monitor, GPUs, SoC, efficiency, All-in-One System

Are you tired of lugging around a bulky PC tower that guzzles up electricity like it’s going out of style? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our Minecraft server, we have revolutionized the way you play the game! Our server runs on a super-powered SOC that fits snugly inside your monitor, giving you top-notch performance without the need for a massive PC case.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, our in-game events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny gecko.

So why waste your time on a regular Minecraft server when you could be living it up in our crazy, all-in-one world? Join us today and experience the future of gaming…or at least, our version of it!

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Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

drawing, pen tablet, creeper, design, digital drawing

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

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Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

Barrels, momentary, Precaution, vigilance, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

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Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

Mods, Vigilant, oversight, Logic, Activity

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.

We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.

Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.

We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

True, Distance, eye strain, screen time, Myth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, come over, Loser, Minecraft, butt

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, societal expectations, short, Server, Heightism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel short at a mere 160cm! Join us and you’ll be towering over all the Zoomers who are a whopping 2 meters tall – talk about a height advantage in PvP battles!

But that’s not all, on our server, we have a secret underground village where the villagers have evolved to have superpowers. Want to trade with a villager who can fly? Or maybe one who shoots lasers from their eyes? You never know what you’ll find in our wacky world.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet. We promise it’s totally possible and not at all a suicide mission.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your height)!

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StepmomSassCraft

stepmom jealousy, stepmom resentment, StepmomSassCraft, stepmom emotions, stepmom disrespect

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even your stepmom will forget about her beef with your bio mom. She’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to remember to throw shade at anyone. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a new family (minus the drama).

So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can be mining diamonds and taming wolves? Let’s craft away the stress together!

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Teleporting Doggos Server

DOGGOS, Teleporting, Server

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear sunglasses, and the trees are made of candy!

Join our server for the chance to battle giant mutant spiders, ride on flying llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks! And get this, every time you find a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, who poops out golden nuggets instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Narcissistic Violence: Gendered Edition

psychological partner violence, vulnerable narcissism, Abuse, perpetration, Gender Roles

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PSYCHOLOGICAL MINEFIELD, BUT IN A FUN WAY! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA UNRAVEL GENDERED NARCISSISM AND BATTLE IT OUT IN A MINECRAFT WORLD FULL OF GRANDIOSE NARCISSISTS AND VULNERABLE NARCISSISTS.

WE’VE GOT MEN PERPETRATING PSYCHOLOGICAL PARTNER VIOLENCE LEFT AND RIGHT, AND WOMEN LINKED TO PHYSICAL, SEXUAL, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL PARTNER VIOLENCE.

IT’S A CRAZY RIDE, BUT WHO SAID MINECRAFT WAS ALL ABOUT BUILDING? COME JOIN US FOR A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILL LIKE NO OTHER!

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