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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7963 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2998 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 |
and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.
also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?
oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.
so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.