Just like how this internship program can make you look desirable to medical schools, our server will make you look like a Minecraft pro! Impress your friends with your redstone contraptions, massive farms, and epic builds. Who needs a prestigious university when you have a virtual world to conquer?
And don’t worry about missing your boyfriend’s high school graduation and birthday. On our server, every day is a celebration! We throw virtual parties, host build competitions, and even have a secret underground club (shh, don’t tell the mods). Your boyfriend will be so jealous of all the fun you’re having, he’ll be begging to join too!
So come on, ditch the internship program and join our Minecraft server instead. Who needs a future in healthcare when you can have a future as the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and let the adventures begin!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!
And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?
So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!
We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!
| Type | Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla) |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Age Requirement | 16+ |
| Features | Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply. |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, inclusivity is a core belief. |
| What is the age requirement? | Players must be 16 years or older. |
| What kind of plugins are used? | Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more. |
| Are there any donator perks with advantages? | No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages. |
Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!
So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!
Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.
Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!
