DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

Builds, Cabin, chair, Claiming, Community, Contests, Craft, Dedicated, Discord, Environment, Fall, Friends, Fun, Instructions, Jeremy, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Safety, Server, Staff, stall, Today, Trees, Valhelsie, Wholesome, Woods, woodsy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3192
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Step by step instructions	Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
Claiming	Protect your builds by claiming them
Whitelisting	Ensure safety by whitelisting players
Contests	Participate in server contests
Sweet environment	Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

Q: Are there any community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

Eternals VS Hypixel

1.20, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Keys, MC Server, multiplayer, PvE, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Superpowers, Survival, Unique

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	498
Alien Abductions:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Hypixel	Eternals
– Large player base	– Spanish-speaking community
– Variety of minigames	– Custom survival experience
– Custom content	– Features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers
– Constant updates and events	– Enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Eternals.
Which server offers a custom survival experience?	Eternals is known for its custom survival experience.
Which server has more features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers?	Eternals offers features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers.
Which server has frequent updates and events?	Both Hypixel and Eternals have constant updates and events for players.

Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

Adventures, Balmung, Broadcast, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeon Melty, early access, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Epic, Famfrit, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, HIGH, Join, laughs, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, madness, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, movies, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, Today, traffic, who am i, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server, where the pressure is always on and the fun never stops!

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Trust us, it’s worth waking up early for this epic event! And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration. Fight monsters and team up with beloved characters from the Final Fantasy universe, it’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

And don’t even get us started on the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test. Explore new worlds, meet new friends, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two!

Join us for meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From SUNDAY BUNDAY Video Meetups to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers events, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

Beanscraft: Where beans battle for survival in a land of jellybeans and economy wars! Mojang probably kinda ok’d it.

Active players, advertising, battle, Beans, Beanscraft, building, Cheating, claiming system, Community, diamonds, discord server, Economy, EULA Compliant, exploits, in-game rules, jellybeans, kinda, Land, mojang, multiplayer, okd, Patrons, Player Organization, Political Topics, religious topics, smp, Survival, trading economy, Wars, Whitelist, x-ray clients

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Beanscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP/Address	Beanscraft.ca
Discord Invite	Discord.gg/CWVGEw9

Server Description:

Beanscraft is a 1.20.4 Survival Multiplayer server with a trading economy based on diamonds, an in-depth claiming and player organization system powered by Lands, and PvP. The server offers everything you can experience in the latest version of Minecraft.

Beanscraft has over 11,000 players who have joined since its inception in early 2019. The server has been rebuilt from the ground up and is EULA compliant according to an official review by Mojang. You can play solo, with friends, or with other active players without any whitelist restrictions.

Join Beanscraft’s discord server with over 520 concurrent members and help build a great community around the game.

In-Game Rules:

Rule	Description
1	No anti-Beanscraft activity.
2	No cheating or using x-ray clients.
3	Do not make use of exploits that violate the spirit of the game (dupes, etc).
4	No advertising.
5	Try to avoid inflammatory political/religious topics.
6	Minecraft community standards apply.

DerpyCraft – Where even your worst meltdowns turn into epic building fails!

anger, autistic meltdown, broken wrist, building, coping, dealing with emotions, DerpyCraft, emotional breakdown, emotions, Epic, Fails, Frustration, girl, Meltdown, meltdown triggers, MELTDOWNS, meltdowns in public, mental health, Outburst, seeking help, seeking support, self-care, self-injury, sensory overload, stress, Turn, WORST

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Farms Harvested:	867	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3294	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated world!

One time, a player got so mad after losing a PVP battle that they accidentally punched their computer screen and broke their wrist! But fear not, because on our server, you can rage all you want without any real-life consequences.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can compete in a “Build Battle,” but be warned – the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

Come Join OrbitMC: Where Orebits Are Vanilla and Bananas Are Whistled at With Activeness and Newness!

Active, Activeness, Bananas, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, Newness, OrbitMC, Orebits, Play, Positive, Release, Season, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, TEAM, Vanilla, Whistled, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

– OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions on our Linktree and getting yourself whitelisted.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive gaming experience.
Is there a Discord server for OrbitMC?	Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Herobrine’s Fashionably Late Minecraft Server – Season 404

anticipation, Arrival, Availability, Awaited, clothing, collection, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, fashion, Fashionably, fashionista, Herobrines, Late, LATEST, Minecraft, new, Release, search, Season, Server, stock, Style, trend, update, where

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the next season of your favorite show? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have our own exclusive “Where is her new season?” series! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive new season that everyone is raving about. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden easter eggs revealing the storyline before anyone else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also battle it out in epic PvP matches where the winner gets to decide the fate of the next season. Will it be a romantic comedy or a gritty crime drama? The choice is yours!

So why wait for that new season to drop when you can create your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Crimson Tide: The Wettest Server in Town! USA 1.20

Auctions, Community, Crimson, Discord, Economy, Friends, gameplay, Grief Prevention, Kits, Land claiming, Minecraft, Perks, Play, Ranks, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, Status, tide, TOWN, Usa, Wettest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	1357

Crimson Tide MC

Welcome to Crimson Tide MC!

Features
Land claiming and grief prevention
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Ranks, kits, and perks

If you’re interested, join us at play.crimsontidemc.net and join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: When did Crimson Tide MC launch?

A: Crimson Tide MC launched in April of 2024.

Q: What features does Crimson Tide offer?

A: Land claiming, grief prevention, skills, economy, shops, auctions, ranks, kits, and perks.

Q: How can I protect my creations and belongings?

A: You can utilize land claiming and grief prevention features on the server.

Q: Is there a way to trade and earn money on the server?

A: Yes, you can trade and earn money through the economy, shops, and auctions system.

LolCraft: No. 916535804 – The Most Anonymously Hilarious Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to explode your mind! Literally, we have TNT everywhere, so watch out for unexpected explosions around every corner.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of cake (don’t worry, it’s creeper-proof!). Our server is a magical place where you can mine diamonds with a magic wand and fight off evil mobs with a pet dragon by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest creature in all of Minecraft…the one and only Pink Sheep! Legend has it that if you capture and ride the Pink Sheep, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Sound too crazy to be true? Well, that’s because it probably is, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server out there. Boom!

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