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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7265 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!