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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9505 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
