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CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Farms Harvested:	622	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

WasteOfMoney in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of wasting your money on useless things like fancy gadgets or expensive clothes? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as your virtual diamonds and emeralds become the envy of all your friends. Who needs real-life riches when you can have pixelated wealth beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be blessed with endless riches and power. Are you up for the challenge?

So why waste your money on material possessions when you can invest in a virtual world full of adventure, excitement, and the chance to become the wealthiest player in all the land? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to pixelated prosperity!

CraftyWasteLand

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	4529
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!

CraftyCashGrab: WasteNotWantNot

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mines Excavated:	4309

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and never worry about wasting your diamonds on silly things like diamond hoes or golden carrots ever again.

On our server, we have a secret shop where you can trade your useless items for rare and valuable treasures. Want to trade in that stack of dirt for a stack of enchanted diamond blocks? No problem! Our shopkeeper is a wizard who can make all your wildest dreams come true.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can compete in a diamond mining competition. The winner gets to keep all the diamonds they mine, plus a special prize like a pet dragon or a flying pig.

So why waste your diamonds on boring purchases when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Come join us today and start living the diamond-filled dream!

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy diamond sword, only to realize you didn’t actually need it? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your virtual diamonds on virtual items that you definitely don’t need but will make you look super cool!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2165	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	796
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	6069	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Crops Grown:	9587	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crops Grown:	3506	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3269

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

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