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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3566 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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We promise a gaming experience so messy, you’ll feel right at home. Our players are just like your boyfriend – smart, hot, and hilarious, but with a touch of immaturity that keeps things interesting.
Join us for a server where the only rule is to never clean up after yourself. We encourage sloppy chewing, stained shirts, and messy builds that would make even the messiest bachelor proud.
So if you’re tired of cleaning up after everyone else, come join us and let loose in a world where messiness reigns supreme. Who needs a functioning member of society when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?
