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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7608	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	9608
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Votes:	926	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	984	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

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Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Votes:	5295	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	898809	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Animals Bred:	158	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1956	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	253
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9928	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	309148	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!