Money Spent MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCashGrab

treat yourself, impulse shopping, indulgence, impulsive purchase, shut up and take my money

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3

microsoft, irrelevant console, console, 1.21.3, bethesda

Bruh, this server is like if Bill Gates went crazy and started spending all his money on Minecraft gamepasses, buying out Bethesda and Activision, and making consoles obsolete. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, money-wasting, console-destroying Minecraft experience. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is just…weird. But in a good way, I think? Just join and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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$350 Xbox Series X Minecraft SMP Player

rpgs, busy, online gaming, console, multiplayer

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on new consoles just to play the same old games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky RPGs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS. And do you know what happened next? The entire server rallied together to turn that house into a giant disco ball, complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. It was the party of the century, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the next one.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who needs RPGs when you’ve got a community like this?

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Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

travel, self reflection, Adventures, foreign land, Exploring

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

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BorderPushersMC

SECURITY, international relations, Ukraine, escalation, Geopolitics

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

women’s issues, Women’s Health, Interest, GynoCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

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ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

Prove, Dogs, BIZARRE, Behavior, gross

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

runny bunny, honey bunny, sunny runny, POEM, Sunny

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

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TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, family, photo album, moving out, love

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

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VetoSisVsWifeCraft

family dynamics, Decision making, veto, Communication, childhood trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

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