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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1638 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia