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CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	New Chunks Explored:	561587
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5352
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

GoldDigginNovak – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9772	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, Winning 1 gold is cool Novak, we have a whole new level of craziness waiting for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the Diamond Banana! Crafted from the tears of a Creeper and the laughter of a witch, this weapon can one-shot any mob in the game with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Troll King, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outwit the Troll King and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join Winning 1 gold is cool Novak today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The possibilities are endless!

BestieBounce Minecraft Server

anger management, Best Friend, BestieBounce, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, dining out, friendship, Generosity, Girlfriend, Gratitude, insult, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, paying the bill, personal values, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Server, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3771	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but hopefully not as much as my girlfriend did to my best friend).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-insulting-looks-or-religion policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle her friend paying for dinner!

DrugTestCraft

addiction, anger, bathroom, Behavior, children, cocaine, Confrontation, denial, drug use, DrugTestCraft, family, gas station, home drug test, intervention, Marriage, relationship, secrecy, substance abuse, suspicion, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as catching your husband doing cocaine three times? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and suspense just like this story.

Imagine building your dream castle while keeping an eye on your sneaky husband who denies everything, just like our players deny stealing each other’s diamonds. Will he pass the home drug test or will he rage quit like he did when asked to take one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

With more drama than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning reality, just like this poor wife who can’t catch a break. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the chaos of real life.

TVSeries10/10 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	404624	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a 10/10 TV series that you won’t want to miss! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and drama that will make you say “WOWZA!”

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild treasure hunt for the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are hell-bent on keeping it for themselves. Can you outsmart the chickens and claim the pickaxe for yourself? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who are on a mission to protect the realm from the dreaded Ender Dragon. Join forces with the llamas and embark on a quest to defeat the dragon once and for all. Will you emerge victorious or end up as dragon food? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more entertaining than a 10/10 TV series. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperAlertMC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with psychopaths just waiting to show you their true colors. From building elaborate torture chambers to trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Only the craziest survive on our server!

Minecraft MigrantMayhem

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9270
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild party every day just like those far-right rioters storming that hotel in the UK!! except instead of causing chaos, we’re building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the craziest adventure of your life!

DeathFameCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4789	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	139	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, come join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll be one of those people! maybe you’ll die in a super epic way like getting squished by a giant slime or falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your sick parkour skills. who knows, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. but shh, don’t tell anyone! join now and become a legend in the most ridiculous way possible!

ExeosCraft: Where the blocks are hot, but the players are hotter! 1.21 update now live!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Reset Policy	No-Reset
Grief Policy	No-Grief
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Join us for a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose ExeosCraft?	Stability, zero pay-to-win, giving back to charity, inclusivity, custom plugins, and cross-platform support are some of the reasons to choose ExeosCraft.
What are the key features of ExeosCraft?	Permanent World Level-Up System Pets Land Claim McMMO Strong Economy Leaderboards Hard Difficulty Player-Driven Updates
How can I join ExeosCraft?	You can join ExeosCraft using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or the Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132. Join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/exeoscraft.
Is there a trailer for ExeosCraft?	Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU.

CraftyDawnServer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	1630
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans. We have patch notes that will blow your mind, resources that will make your head spin, and free companies that will have you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are out of this world. From the Moonfire Faire where you can dance with fireflies to meetups where you can discuss Girl’s Last Tour and X-files with fellow gamers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets and embark on a quest that will leave you in stitches. See you in the game, adventurers!

RichCraft SMP – “How2GetRich”

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3750	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in diamonds and bathing in gold? Look no further, because our SMP is the key to unlocking your inner riches! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and valuable loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, for the vault is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its hoard. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to claim the treasure for themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!