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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9104 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4590 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7373 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!