Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, building roller coasters that defy gravity, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers. And don’t worry about your online persona being different from you in real life – here, we encourage it! So come on, let your freak flag fly and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, just because you can?
Forget about real life expenses, on our server, everything is free! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a house that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). Who needs real life when you can live in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the oceans are filled with chocolate milk?
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. but be warned, Larry has a bad temper and might turn you into a block of cheese if you ask for something stupid.
we also have a secret society of talking sheep who are planning to overthrow the evil sheep king and take over the server. join their rebellion and help them build a giant woolen fortress to protect themselves from the wrath of the sheep king’s army of zombie cows.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Vladimir Putin himself. he plays under the username “SiberianBear69” and has promised to personally ban anyone who griefs or trolls other players.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did we mention that all players from Kursk Oblast get a free diamond pickaxe on their first day? it’s true, Putin decreed it himself!