so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.
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FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies
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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!
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ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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FrozenRublesMC
So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.
Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!
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ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.
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PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server
u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!
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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!
join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!
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BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.
so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.
so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.
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BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!
SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!