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MineCraftCorpFreeGov
political donations, political campaign funding, money in politics, money in elections, political corruptionTired of dealing with greedy corporations and their shady dealings in politics? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help us overthrow the corrupt politicians by building giant pixelated protests outside their virtual offices. Use your diamond pickaxe to mine for justice and create a world where democracy reigns supreme! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will make a surprise appearance and drop stacks of emeralds for all the players who join. So come on, let’s mine our way to a better future together! -
Blockbucks Presidential Power
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency we deal with is diamonds and emeralds! Join us and you could be the next virtual billionaire with just a few mining sessions!Imagine this: you join our server and start building your virtual empire. Suddenly, a mysterious player drops a chest filled with diamonds worth Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars in real life! And just like magic, your virtual empire grows and your in-game wealth skyrockets to One Hundred and Eighty Billion dollars!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players with the most diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky challenge and claim even more riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, adventure, and maybe even a ghostly encounter or two!
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CraftyBribesForPOTUS
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other! -
Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.
Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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McGillCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot!our server is so lit that even the police tried to shut us down, but we just built a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian to keep them out! join us as we take on epic quests like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and dodging creepers left and right!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone!
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HypersonicCraftGER
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that will blow your mind!So, get this, the US is putting their long-range strike missiles in Germany, right? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server has long-range strike missiles too! But instead of blowing stuff up, we use them to launch pigs into space! That’s right, we have a pig space program where we send pigs to the moon for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency. You can trade with them for rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. But be careful, because there are evil zombie villagers guarding it who will try to steal your loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BeggarCraft: No Cash, Just Blocks!
u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got a secret underground city where all the beggars and buskers live!!! they trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of money cuz they broke as heck. but don’t worry, we got a diamond mine that never runs out so u can be rich af in no time. plus, the buskers put on the sickest concerts in the nether realm, u gotta hear their zombie pigman drum circle, it’s lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and live that cashless life in style, fam! -
OdysseyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate NTR (Nintendo-themed revolution) gameplay! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Bowser finally gets the spotlight he deserves.Picture this: Bowser, tired of always being the bad guy, decides to take matters into his own hands and start his own adventure. With Peach mindbroken from all the koopa cock, it’s up to Bowser to save the day and show Mario who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling giant turtles to creating your own castle fit for a king (or Koopa), the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us today and experience the NTR revolution like never before!