Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer singing lessons from a world-famous opera singer who travels the globe to perform in exotic locations! And get this – it’s only 20 diamonds per hour! That’s right, in a world where the minimum wage is 4 diamonds an hour, this is a steal!
But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!
So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!
