Money Guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	7497
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	186
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Star Shards Collected:	276

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!