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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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