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KirCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	516	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a Persian penis! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be crying (or maybe just peeing a little, no judgment here). Our streamer Cyr is basically a walking, talking dick – coincidence? We think not! So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your bladder might).

MemoryLane Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8239
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a field of bacon-scented flowers? Yeah, that was on our server. Join us for the most epic adventures and the most ridiculous scents you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From battling zombie pigmen with rubber chickens to riding llamas dressed as pirates, this server is where the fun never stops. So come on over and make some unforgettable memories with us – and maybe even find that elusive bacon-scented flower field again!

Blocky Bliss

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

ZionCraft: Witch Hunt Edition

activism, anti-semitism, campus occupation, Chile, controversy, discrimination, Edition, education, faculty members, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunt, Israel, Middle East conflict, palestine, political tension, Pro-palestinian, protest, social justice, solidarity, student activism, witch, Witch hunt, ZioNCraft, Zionist faculty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	944
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt for zionist faculty like it’s a game of hide and seek but with a twist!

we have crazy chilean witches casting spells and turning the campus into a magical battlefield. you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

but don’t worry, we’ve got pro-palestinian warriors ready to defend the campus and fight for justice. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in minecraft form!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a chilean campus occupation, then join us now! who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created.

BabyAnimalSquad

adoration, animalistic, Animals, babies, BabyAnimalSquad, Behavior, childishness, comparison, dislike, Human Behavior, Human nature, Innocence, innocence lost, Maturity, people, Perception, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal standards, societal values

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where EVERYONE acts like animals and babies! Like, you can be a cute little piggy or a silly little chicken running around causing chaos. And, like, if you act like a baby, you get special powers or something. It’s like a crazy zoo mixed with a daycare center, but in Minecraft! Join now for a wild and wacky time!

Fairy Tail Adventures

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Join us in this Fairy Tail anime inspired Minecraft server where magic, survival, adventure, pvp, pve, boss fights, are available to all players to enjoy! We have tons of class caster magics, such as Fire, Water, Nature, Ice, Sand, Air, Shadow, Lightning. We also have magics from your favorite cast such as Natsu Dragneel, Wendy Marvell, and more.

170.205.24.150

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6704	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	465345
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Squirt Edition, the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, a player joined Squirt Edition and found themselves in a world filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. They stumbled upon a secret controlnet that led them to a realm of endless possibilities. With animations that will make your head spin and samplers that will blow your mind, this player was hooked from the start.

But that’s not all! Our server offers block merging like you’ve never seen before, creating structures that defy the laws of physics. And with ComfyUI and Automatic1111 at your disposal, building and exploring has never been easier.

Looking for some extra spice? How about diving into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some…fetish content? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join Squirt Edition today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance routine!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, talking sheep that tell jokes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and why would you? We have unlimited cake!).

So come on down and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

QuestionFire Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	2426	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3064

Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

4LifetimesIn1Sec

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!