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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8904 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia