we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.
join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.
another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.
if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!
But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are experts at navigating through financial crises while also building epic structures and battling mobs? We’ve got it all – from crazy market crashes to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about economics while you’re at it. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where the only rule was to have fun. And guess what? That player never wanted to leave!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even battle a giant zombie made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – a cheese zombie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!
On this server you can build your city by going the economical way and by war
newera.gomc.fun
ghost.mygs.co
| Server | Features |
|---|---|
| SMP Server | – Grief protection for rollback– Singleplayer sleeping– Livemap– SetHome command– Double Shulker Shells |
| Creative Server | – To scheme out big builds |
We have a very active and helpful staff, aiming to be a mature community. Whitelist currently in place, with an application process before joining. No additional money plugins, towny, or land claiming to maintain the Vanilla experience.
A: To join, you need to fill out an application on our website and be whitelisted by our staff.
A: The server uses QOL plugins such as grief protection, singleplayer sleeping, Livemap, SetHome command, and Double Shulker Shells among others.
A: The server sees anywhere from 5 to 13+ players a day, with players from all over the world ensuring there is always someone online.
A: Yes, you can join our Discord to ask any additional questions and get to know the community before joining the server.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want to dress their character in Cyberpunk clothes while wielding console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more? And don’t forget about our recommended mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.
Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord where you can find all the juicy details on community content, projects, and races. And if that’s not enough, dive into our braindance catalogue and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Join our server for epic adventures and unforgettable moments. Just like the time our admin accidentally set the entire spawn point on fire and everyone had to scramble to save their precious loot. Or the time a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a creeper that ended up exploding and taking out half of the server.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. Just like when your best man and groomsman accidentally took your wallet back to Florida after your wedding. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to have your back (and your wallet) on our server.
So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other?
We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.
So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, a mob that roams the land showering players with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that one player was once told they had the most enchanting inventory organization skills in all the land, and another was praised for their impeccable cow-herding techniques.
So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of compliments and have a laugh along the way, join our server today and prepare to be complimented like never before!
