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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9320 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
