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NordicCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. U WANNA BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLDEN CARROTS? WE GOT U COVERED. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT IF U JOIN, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS. SO HOP ON IN AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! -
CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, dis server is like Ukraine getting $41 BILLION in aid, but for ur Minecraft game! u can build ur own virtual country and be da richest player everrrrr. Finance minister approved, so u know it’s legit. Join now and get ur virtual bag of money ready to make it rain in Minecraft land! 💰💰💰 #richkidsofminecraft -
BlockBucks Minecraft Server
OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever! -
CraftyUkrainians
come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness! -
RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyBurgerJoint
Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!
Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!
So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.
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TelegramTalesMC
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
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FarmFruitFrenzy
come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you!