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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2675 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4450 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!