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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 558 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 211038 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9958 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!