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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5757 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3650 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!