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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!
