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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6294 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5962 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!