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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1681 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!