MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

BlockquakeCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	873	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	757	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	976961	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	439
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

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