MonarchyMadness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise

60MPayRaise, British Monarchy, budget allocation, cost of living crisis, economic crisis, economic disparity, financial inequality, financial news, government spending, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyMadness, national budget, pay raise, political controversy, public funds, royal family, Royalty, Social Issues, U.K, United Kingdom, wealth gap

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3918	Farms Harvested:	782
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	6357	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7667	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ores Mined:	7556
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1892

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4725
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	11

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!