we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!
u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!
our server is so lit that even Canada PM Trudeau plays on it. he’s always talking to King Charles about protecting independence and stuff. like, they’re planning a secret mission to save the world from evil zombies or something.
join us now and be part of the epic adventure. who knows, you might even become besties with Trudeau and King Charles. plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to find? yasss, queen!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).
So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021
our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.
join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!
u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!
imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!
so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife
Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!
Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!
But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.
What awaits you:
Classic survival with elements of chaos
No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!
Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore
Friendly community and responsive administration
The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!
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| Server Name | UltraVanilla |
|---|---|
| Founded | January 2019 |
| Player Slots | 30 |
| Enhancements | Minimal |
| World | Survival |
| Current Build Competitions | Autocrafting factory / Steampunk |
UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server address? | play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition |
| Is there a specific location for 1.21 land? | Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds) |
| Are there any current build competition themes? | Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk |
| What are some key features of the server? |
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| Are there any rules to follow? |
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Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
Unlike this neglectful SIL, we will shower you with gifts, invite you to all the events, and even plan spa trips just for you! You won’t have to worry about being left out because on our server, everyone is a VIP!
So say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world where you are the star of the show. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to, am I right?
