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BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	8535	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	88
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	76
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	752	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	95
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness