MomWillBullshit Minecraft Servers

MomWillBullshit Minecraft Servers

  • MomWillBullshit Minecraft Server

    MomWillBullshit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4506
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Farms Harvested: 295
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and betrayal are the name of the game!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling rivalry taken to the next level. Will you choose money over family like our players do? Will you cry on the front step after a heated argument in-game? The possibilities are endless!

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real treasure is the drama. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complicated relationships and inheritance disputes of our Minecraft world. Just remember, family drama never looked so good in block form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DumpCraft Minecraft Server

    DumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3164
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, so get ready for some hilarious shenanigans and non-stop fun.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within our server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. But be warned, the path to finding it is filled with deadly traps and mischievous mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re everywhere!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WinCraft SMP Pro

    WinCraft SMP Pro
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2701
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a friendly group of players who showed them the ropes and taught them how to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComfortCraft Minecraft Server

    ComfortCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 412
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between exes, Deanna and (37M), as they fight over their daughter Jane’s choice of clothing. Will she be forced to wear traditional coverings or will she rebel and rock some tank tops and shorts? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of heated arguments over religious beliefs and strict dress codes. Will you choose to follow the rules or rebel against the system like our fearless player Jane? The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now for a chance to witness the chaos and craziness that unfolds on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join today and let the drama begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LocksNfridgeCraft

    LocksNfridgeCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9829
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your pesky siblings ruining your stuff and invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual fortress with impenetrable locks to keep them out! No more smashed makeup, rumpled books, or stolen food – unless, of course, you invite them in. Let your creativity run wild as you design the ultimate sibling-proof sanctuary. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being grounded for protecting your belongings again! Join now and say goodbye to sibling shenanigans for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TV Show & ChillCraft

    TV Show & ChillCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1015
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same old TV shows over and over again? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start performing a synchronized dance routine to your favorite comfort TV show theme song. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers. They may explode, but they sure know how to boogie down.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unforgettable and wacky experience that will have you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoldDiggerTateCraft

    GoldDiggerTateCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 897
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Animals Bred: 198 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where anything is possible! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    we also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can float around like a majestic unicorn.

    join us now for a truly mind-blowing experience that will make you question reality itself. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server, you will gain the power to control time itself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ravencraft: Where even the Endermen pretend they’re not watching”

    Ravencraft: Where even the Endermen pretend they’re not watching”
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8843
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7446 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Ravencraft
    Server Type Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
    Staff Friendly mods
    Community Expanding community of players
    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org

    About Us:

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty & sleep plugin
    • Firespread enabled
    • Expanding road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Dedicated hardware & Dynmap
    • Discord & LGBTQI+ friendly

    We’re looking for players who:

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of others
    • Want to hang out with friendly folks

    FAQ:

    • Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18?A: No, the server is for players 18 and over.
    • Q: Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?A: No, hacks or cheats such as x-ray and baritone are not allowed.
    • Q: What are the server rules?A: The server rules can be found here.
    • Q: Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?A: Yes, the server is LGBTQI+ friendly.
    • Q: How can I apply to join the server?A: Hop on the server and we will set you up with a quick application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DinnerCraft Server

    DinnerCraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3622
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Magic Items Found: 5796 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of fun and craziness!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land and are demanding all the seeds in exchange for peace. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant the eater unlimited luck in finding rare loot?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive entertainment is guaranteed (literally). Watch as creepers perform death-defying stunts and try not to get blown up in the process!

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

    SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3188
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dimension Hops: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3371
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful friends who can’t handle a little uncertainty? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this bridezilla drama.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being uninvited to a wedding or being blamed for ruining someone’s special day. Instead, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and supported through any family emergencies or life struggles you may face.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of friendship and support in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back no matter what?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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