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MomSisSTFUcraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	8871
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ores Mined:	2866	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3031	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crops Grown:	2204	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	317
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	4367	Potions Brewed:	191
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	6417	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Items Found:	3210	Potions Brewed:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mines Excavated:	3973	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchantments Applied:	202	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.