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MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

YuriCraft SMP: It Should Have Been Minecraft SMP

alternative universe, Anime, dreams, fanfiction, fantasies, Girls Love, Lesbian, LGBTQ, longing, love, Manga, Minecraft, missed connections, relationships, romance, should have been, smp, unrequited love, what if, Wishful thinking, yearning, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	126
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJ’s and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a competitive llama racing league where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. Our server has a cursed treasure hunt where players must navigate through a maze of traps and puzzles to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it, whoever finds it will gain ultimate power in the server.

4. We have a prank war going on that has escalated to epic proportions. Players have turned entire villages into giant snow globes, replaced all the sheep with llamas, and even built a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky. You never know what hilarious chaos will ensue next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with insane adventures and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

CarCam Minecraft Server

bad neighbor, CarCam, city parking, cooperation request, driving lessons, false accusations, false threats, filming on street, filming permit, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, note etiquette, parking etiquette, parking rules, parking ticket, police involvement, quiet block, quiet neighborhood, residential neighborhood, residential street, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama doesn’t exist! Join us and never worry about getting a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, because on our server, you can park wherever you want without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity without any annoying distractions.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to enforce ridiculous rules, just tell them to “deal with it” and continue on your merry way. We encourage a drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who appreciate your parking skills and don’t judge you for being a jerk? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft world!

EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, EthnicityCraft, fetish, fetishization, fetishizing, Hispanic, Identity, japanese, Mexican, mixed race, NoFetishizingAllowed, Race, Respect, Self Respect, Teen Drama, teen relationships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!

Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!

CraftyRoasts

apology needed, careless remark, CraftyRoasts, cruel insult, cruel words, damaging communication, disrespectful remark, harsh language, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insensitive remarks, mean spirited comment, offensive language, regretful comments, regrettable conversation, remorseful speech, thoughtless words, unkind statement, verbal abuse, verbal attack, worst thing said

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchantments Applied:	292
New Chunks Explored:	713970	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

aging, aging gracefully, centenarians, health, healthy aging, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity challenge, longevity goals, longevity journey, longevity lifestyle, longevity mindset, longevity motivation, longevity research, longevity secrets, longevity tips, man, oldest person, senior citizens, standing, SURVIVE, Thrive, wellness, World record

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	106409	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

MauriCraft: Deep Reel Discovery

Biodiversity, Coral Reefs, deep, deep water, discovery, fish species, Gaidropsarus mauritanicus, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine discovery, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine science, marine species, MauriCraft, Mauritania, new species, oceanography, Reel, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

yo, so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to explore the deep-water coral reefs off the coast of mauritania. but get this, instead of fish, u find a new species called Gaidropsarus mauritanicus. it’s like a fish but cooler, like a mix of a dolphin and a unicorn. u can ride it around the server and show off to all ur friends. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. so join now and be the first to discover this epic new species!

The Federation server: where Minecraft meets Sim City but with more explosions and fewer taxes.

achievement hunting, administration, Challenges, city, Community, CONTENT, Customization, Events, explosions, FEDERATION, meets, Minecraft, Mods, Projects, PvE, Quests, rules, Server, Servers, Sim, smp, Stability, Survival, TAXES, teamwork, Upgrades

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Why join us?
The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Why join us?

The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Plugins and Features:

Our server is unmodded but full of custom content provided by datapacks such as: Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and Caves Advancement Pack, Mob Heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap with Claim System, Vanilla Structures Updated, and more!
Our own team that is constantly working on providing new and exciting content to upgrade the vanilla minecraft experience!
Client-sided mods allowed (except exploits like x-ray).

About Us:

The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.

How to Join:

Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!

We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more!
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics.
How can I join the server?	Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours!
Are client-sided mods allowed?	Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray.

NinaCraft Server: Gesslingo

consent awareness, cyberbullying, data privacy, digital footprint, digital security, ethical hacking, Gesslingo, internet safety, leaked photos, Nina Gessler, NinaCraft, nudes, online harassment, online privacy, online reputation, personal data protection, privacy breach, privacy violation, private pictures, revenge porn, Server, social media ethics, social media scandal

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	3455
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Nude Armor” set that will make your character the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Nude Mob” that roams the land, dropping rare items and hilarious memes for those brave enough to take them on in battle. And rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Nude Mob, you’ll be rewarded with a secret passageway to a hidden realm filled with unlimited resources and endless fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “anyone got nudes?” in a whole new context!

RacistCraft SMP – I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought we were just building pixelated houses together!

Bigotry, building, Didnt, disbelief, discrimination, DIVISIVE, guys, Hate Speech, Houses, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, meme, misconceptions, offensive, pixelated, prejudice, racial bias, RacistCraft, Racists, shock, smp, social media, Stereotypes, surprised, thought

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take meme culture to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans that will have you saying, “I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought it was all just a meme…” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. So come on, join us and see why this server is the craziest and most chaotic around!