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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2930 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking your fingers is actually a good thing! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a heavy-weight fell on three of our player’s fingers and they had to navigate the treacherous path of seeking medical help while dealing with a less-than-empathetic parent.
On our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you. Will you have to choose between betraying your mom’s wishes or risking your own health for the sake of proving a point? Will you end up in a situation where you actually hope your fingers are broken just to win an argument? Only time will tell!
Join us for a server full of unexpected drama, outrageous stories, and a community that will support you through the toughest of times (even if your in-game fingers aren’t broken). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to reconcile with your mom over a virtual game of Minecraft. So come on in and let the madness begin!
