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MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway
Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure! -
GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE! -
Harmony Falls
Minecraft Server: Harmony Falls
Server Details Version Java 1.21.1 IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server offering an immersive and engaging experience for players of all skill levels. Hereβs why youβll love it:
- π Proximity Voice Chat: Talk to nearby players with Simple Voice Chat! Completely optional for those who prefer text.
- π° Towns & Economy: Build your own town or clan, trade with others, and choose diplomacy or war with fellow players.
- π₯ PvE & Optional PvP: Battle mobs or duel other players. PvP is toggle-able, ensuring you can play your way.
- πΉ Bosses & Dungeons: Take on challenging bosses, with new ones added regularly!
- π Pets: Collect adorable companions and mounts, from tiny bears and griffins to majestic dragons.
- π RPG Elements: Level up with MCMMO and embark on epic quests.
- π Events & Competitions: Join community tournaments, build contests, and more to win amazing prizes.
New Features & Seasonal Events!
Check out our latest holiday-themed bosses and special events happening now!
Join Our Active Community
Harmony Falls is about building lasting memories and epic adventures together. Our welcoming community on Discord is here to help you get started and make your journey unforgettable.
So, what are you waiting for? Join Harmony Falls today and discover Minecraft like never before!
See you in Harmony Falls β¨
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Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. I was so wasted and I just spilled my heart out to this chick, like who even does that? But hey, who cares, right? This server is like a wild ride, just like my drunken texts. Trust me, you won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who gives a shit? Just join and let’s get crazy together! -
CheckOutLineChaos
Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!
We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!
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HeartbreakCraft SMP
Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.
So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.
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MapleCraft: US Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!