So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!
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Mom’s House Daycare
Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair. -
Crafty Moms R Us
Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time! -
GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.
So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
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KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!
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KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised
Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!
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Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!
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Mom’s Minecraft Parenting Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!Looking for a place to stay temporarily? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from any judgmental grandmas. No more unsolicited advice or accusations of baby abuse here – just good old-fashioned fun!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual paradise, free from the gaslighting and drama of the real world. Who needs Facebook posts about sin when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!
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Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness! -
Mom’s BF, No Sleepover!
Are you tired of dealing with shady characters like Sal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!Join us and build your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos of the real world. No more worrying about loud noises or beer smells triggering traumatic memories – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, on our server, you can meet new friends like Jack (minus all the baggage) and create lasting memories together. So why wait? Join now and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!
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Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.
Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!