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  • Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

    Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!
    Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

    Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution?
    MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash
    Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters
    Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta)
    Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information
    https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

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  • Mom’s House Daycare

    Mom’s House Daycare
    Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

    So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Crafty Moms R Us

    Crafty Moms R Us
    Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

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  • GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

    GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

    Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

    So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

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  • KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

    KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join:
    1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next.
    2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands.
    3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

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  • KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

    KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised
    Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

    Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

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  • Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.

    Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Parenting Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Parenting Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Looking for a place to stay temporarily? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from any judgmental grandmas. No more unsolicited advice or accusations of baby abuse here – just good old-fashioned fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual paradise, free from the gaslighting and drama of the real world. Who needs Facebook posts about sin when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

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  • Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party

    Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
    come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!

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