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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it! -
Blocktopia Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most genetically gifted players thrive! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, it’s all about being tall and handsome.Our players have reported a 200% increase in success with virtual women, all thanks to their natural attractiveness. Ugly manlets need not apply, because on our server, only the most beautiful players reign supreme.
Join us now and experience a world where looks are everything and hard work is for losers. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good genes? Come join the genetically superior players on our server and see why being tall and handsome is the key to success in Minecraft!
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BlockyBooty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).
Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!
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Snowbreak Server – Containment Zone 276 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the “Realm of Illusion” where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion.Embark on epic quests, battle fearsome creatures, and explore mysterious realms in our latest version 1.8 update. But be warned, things may not always be as they seem in this realm of illusion.
Not convinced yet? How about exclusive events like “Defense Line Zero” where you can team up with friends to defend against hordes of enemies, or “Grip of Umbra” where you must face challenges alone as a lone warrior.
And don’t even get us started on our new banner types and outfits available. From enchanted weapons to stylish new looks, you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the “Realm of Illusion” today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Server, Kokoromo Memory, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィーAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual idols who will sing and dance their way through epic adventures!Join Lia, the enchanting Ashelia who can charm her way out of any situation. Or how about Nasa, the sleepy astronaut who will explore the depths of Minecraft while half-asleep? And don’t forget about Iori, the deer girl who can summon forest creatures to aid her in battle.
But wait, there’s more! Join Uruka, the fiery warrior who wields a flaming sword and takes on dragons like it’s nothing. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, join Michiru, the sly fox who can outsmart any opponent.
With so many unique characters to choose from, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join the madness – who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!
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LiquidLoot Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery and intrigue. Just like the mystery of your niece’s iPhone 13 charging port! Who knows what kind of oil-like substance could be lurking in the depths of our server? Maybe it’s a rare resource waiting to be discovered, or perhaps it’s a sign of an ancient civilization that once roamed the land.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Our expert team of moderators is always on hand to help you navigate through any sticky situations (literally). So come on down and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you on our server!
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🧨 gg.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server
⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:
► Anarchy
► Mini games
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⚡️ ip: gg.landymine.ru Port: 19132
✨ Version: 1.20+
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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.
► What is unique about this server?
Constant development and addition of new things
Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.
The best protection against all types of attacks
Direct communication with management and responsiveness
We work from 2022
✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.
Come visit us ➥ gg.landymine.ru 19132
gg.landymine.ru:19132
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SentinelCraft: Where ‘Husks Towns’ are not post-apocalyptic zombie villages!
Minecraft Server: SentinelCraft
IP play.sentinelcraft.net Version 1.20.4 Overview:
SentinelCraft is a survival based Minecraft server that was founded in May 2013. It has a mature, friendly, and welcoming community and staff. Features include survival gameplay, towns, land claims, economy, no griefing, McMMO, and jobs.
Join the community to build, collaborate, participate in events, and more!
FAQ:
Question Answer Is raiding allowed? No, raiding and griefing are not allowed on SentinelCraft to ensure the safety of player builds. What features does the server offer? SentinelCraft offers land claims, towns, player shops, McMMO, an economy system, and community events. How long has the server been running? SentinelCraft has been running for over 10 years since its founding in May 2013. How can I join the server? You can connect to the server using the IP: play.sentinelcraft.net Where can I find more information? More information can be found on SentinelCraft’s discord server or website: Discord: https://discord.gg/RpUQj4ggYj Website: http://www.sentinelcraft.net Watch a preview of the server on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abt1Ayjitv4
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UglyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!
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FastCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being stuck in the slow lane on other Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll be zooming past everyone in the fast lane! Our server is so fast, even the creepers can’t keep up!Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!