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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5604 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 42 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5144 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!