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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2771 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
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