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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9824 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
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