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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5423 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7391 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8525 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 220 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
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