MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

Happy, happy holidays, happy holidays to you, holidays, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, to you

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1785
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2675	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5514	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

Active, Adults, beautiful world, Chaos, collide, Community, Connected, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, Fresh, fresh world, giant spawn city, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Season, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21 and above
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Madness SMP?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
What kind of server is Madness SMP?	Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
How large is the community on Madness SMP?	We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
What platform is Madness SMP available on?	Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mines Excavated:	3477	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	137	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	6140
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	506252	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

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