MommaBearHospitalSlayin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	2182	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4637
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	235

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

classroom incident, school accident, school accident experience, school accident memory, school accident prevention, school accident procedure, school accident protocol, school accident report, school accident response, school accident story, school emergency, school first aid, school injury, school mishap, school nurse, school safety, school trauma, SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP, student injury, worst accident

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyMinds, fact, Fascinating, Fiction, hard to believe., Incredible, incredible knowledge, interesting facts, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-boggling, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird but true

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	232
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Iranian president, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, Server, Tensions, War, world news

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	2229	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Potions Brewed:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

AMERICANS, financial knowledge, financial literacy, Minecraft, never retire, NoKnowledge, NoRetire, Retirement, retirement age, retirement behavior, retirement decisions, retirement expectations, retirement goals, retirement mindset, retirement options, retirement planning, retirement preparation, retirement readiness, retirement research, retirement savings, retirement statistics, retirement trends, study

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	7973
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

auction house, Chaos, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, discord server, Donator Rank, Dying, Economy, Game, Griefing, Hardcore, in-game shops, Join, Land claiming, multiplayer, Natural, non pay-to-win, part, player-driven, Semi Vanilla, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

CCV, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, discussion, ducks, Epic, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, Numbers, OC material, Russian, Server, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Demo Days, Dev, Game, halloween jam, helpful links, hobby, Minecraft, noob, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, smp, squad, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	124

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BroZone Minecraft Server

aita, Behavior, Best Friend, Birthday Party, Bonding, brother, BroZone, complaining, Confrontation, Disappointment, family event, FLIRTING, guys, hot tub, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship, revealing bathing suit, Server, Talking, Tension, wrong

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!