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MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, DUI, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, letting go, Minecraft, MomJailNoBail, moving forward, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for oneself, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic parent, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	350642	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1660	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

economic analysis, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, fiscal policy, GDP growth, Government, government spending, inflation, inflation rate, Minecraft, monetary policy, Q2, russia, Russian economy, Server, slowdown, SovietCraft, state spending

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

airstrikes, civilian casualties, command room, Conflict, foreign policy, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, House, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestinian civilians, political tension, SCHOOLs, Sheltering, terror operatives, united states, violence, War, White, White House, Worried

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??

so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!

seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣

FrickinCrafters

Blue, cartoon, Characters, Communication, comparison, Creatures, Cursing, FANTASY, fictional, FrickinCrafters, funny, humans, humor, Labels, Language, names, pop culture, smurfs, society, swearing, tv show

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis server!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

if u join now, u can ride on a dragon and battle a giant chicken boss for a chance to win a golden toilet seat!

so what u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! just remember, if u ain’t building, u ain’t living!

CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

CrocCraft, Early Cretaceous epoch, Edition, Enalioetes, Enalioetes schroederi, metriorhynchid crocodylomorph, new genus, north-western Germany, Palaeontologists, species, Stadthagen Formation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!

WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥

🌟Misfit Craft🌟 where even the creepers have a midlife crisis.

adult-friendly, Alexs mobs, application-free, archaeology, Automation, common sense, Craft, Create, CREEPERS, Crisis, difficult caves, Discord link, end remastered, first time server, Food, graphics, inventory management, Midlife, Misfit, Modded, Modpack, Mowzie’s Mobs, quality of life, Server Update, Storage, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Minecraft Server

Overview:

🌟Misfit Craft🌟

Features:

🛠️ Create Mod Awesomeness

⚔️ Enhanced Difficulty

🎨 Stunning Graphics

🔧 Quality of Life Mods

Server Information:

World started: 01 AUG 2024

First Server Update: 11 AUG 2024

Discord Link:

https://discord.gg/ckP8jprJ

FAQ

Q: What is Misfit Craft?

A: Misfit Craft is a Minecraft server focusing on the Create mod and its addons, enhanced difficulty, stunning graphics, and quality of life mods for an immersive gameplay experience.

Q: When did the world start on the server?

A: The world started on 01 AUG 2024, with the first server update on 11 AUG 2024.

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: All players are welcome to join. The server owner prefers players to be 18+, but all are welcome as long as they bring common sense.

Q: Is this the server owner’s first time running a server?

A: Yes, this is the server owner’s first time running a server, so patience and understanding are appreciated.

MemoryLapse Minecraft Server

childhood memories, cognitive function, coping mechanisms, counseling, dissociation, dreams, emotional wellbeing, forgotten past, Memory Loss, MemoryLapse, mental health, Minecraft, personal development, psychological impact, Psychology, repressed memories, SELF AWARENESS, Server, subconscious, Therapy, Trauma, uncertainty

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wacky, you’ll question if your memories are even real after playing here.

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and chaos as you navigate through a world where reality and dreams blend together. Who knows what’s real and what’s just a figment of your imagination on this server?

Forget about boring old memories, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Pixelated Connection Gang

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connection, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gang, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, pixelated, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and shenanigans galore!

Our server is home to a colorful cast of characters, from Lia the enchanting wizard to Dizzy the daring daredevil. Watch as they build, mine, and battle their way through the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll get the chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our server – the only way to find out is to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs and mayhem that await you!

TimeTraveler SMP – Reliving History!

american revolution, Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, civil rights movement, Experience, firsthand, French Revolution, historical event, History, Industrial Revolution, Medieval Times, moon landing, Period, reliving, Renaissance, roaring twenties, smp, TimeTraveler, victorian era, why, wish, world war

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Have you ever wanted to travel back in time and witness the epic battles of ancient civilizations? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting alongside gladiators in the Colosseum, or defending your kingdom from invading barbarians.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a time-traveling llama who can take you on wild adventures through different historical periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era or party with Cleopatra in ancient Egypt? The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So why wait? Join us now and make history come alive in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFibsMC

absurd lie, blatant falsehood, blatant lie, CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, dishonesty, dumb lie, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, laughable lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyPutin’sMCServ

Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServ, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military operation, military strategy, military surprise, military tactics, political maneuvering, putin, russia, southern Russia, strategic planning, surprise assault, surprise attack, Ukraine, unexpected move, WARFARE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

lol join dis server if u wanna be as sneaky as Ukraine and surprise attack ur enemies like a boss! we got secret tunnels, hidden traps, and invisible potions to help u pull off the most epic raids ever! Putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’ll have u laughing all the way to victory! come join da fun and show off ur sneaky skills, cuz on dis server, we doin the least obvious thing like pros!