CraftopiaMC

1:500 scale map, auction house, CraftopiaMC, Earth, earth smp server, Griefers, java players, Land claiming, marketplace, MCMMO, MCMMO features, Minecraft, real-world locations, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

CraftopiaMC is a Quality Public Earth SMP Server available for both Java Players can explore a 1:500 scale map of Earth, build in real-world locations, and protect their land from griefers. The server features land claiming, an in-game auction house, a marketplace, towny and MCMMO features.

144.217.233.1:25593

Simply Vanilla

#youtube, Active, base, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping Spawn, Ip:, Join, map size, Minecraft, Nether, Players, semi anarchy, Server, Simply, Survival, Vanilla, Website, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Simply Vanilla Server

Overview
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

Server Information:

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

Gameplay:

Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players caught hacking will be banned.

Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?

A: No, duping items is also not allowed on the server. Players found duping items will be subject to punishment.

Q: How big is the world map?

A: The map size is 10 TB+, providing a vast world for exploration and building.

Forgive Her Village 1.20.4

1.20.4, Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and closure, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and happiness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness and self-care, forgiveness and self-discovery, forgiveness and self-improvement, forgiveness and self-love, forgiveness and trust, forgiveness in relationships, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, letting go, moving on, relationships, Village

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	7944
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Votes:	7364	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Lol, bruh you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your anime waifu forgiveness needs.

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?

Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.

Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.

Crypto Trading SMP Riches

Crypto, Riches, smp, Trading

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchantments Applied:	196	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, Characters, chilling, creepy, DREAD, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scary, shock, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, spookycraft, Terrifying

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Buildings Constructed:	49	Emeralds Found:	3030
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aviation disaster, aviation safety, Azerbaijani plane crash, blame game, Conflict, Crashcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, MH17 tragedy, Minecraft, political commentary, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelMissileCraft

air defense systems, air travel, aircraft security, airline safety, airline security, Attack, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, aviation terrorism, Azerbaijan Airlines, defense systems, missile attacks, missile defense, missile threat, Missiles, national security, passenger safety, PixelMissileCraft, plane passengers, Terrorism, travel safety

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Farms Harvested:	625
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like a pro pilot? well u in luck cuz on this server u gotta watch out for them sneaky missiles flying around tryna take u down like azerbaijan airlines attack 😱 but dont worry, we got u covered with anti-missile shields and rocket launchers to fight back! join now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🚀💥 #minecraft #missilemadness #joinus

Mermaid Misconceptions: Dive Deeper

Adventure, ariel, confinement, Deeper, desire, Disney, Dive, empowerment, Exploration, fairy tale, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, longing, Mermaid, misconceptions, mythical creature, Ocean, princess, restriction, Self Discovery, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

come join our minecraft server where u can explore more than ariel ever could as a mermaid!!! swim in the ocean, fly in the sky, dig deep underground!!! u can do it all!!! who needs legs when u have a pickaxe and wings??? join now for the ultimate adventure!!! don’t be like ariel, be better!!!

Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

2015-2020, children’s health, critical illness, disease prevention, emergency visits, flu, flu season, flu vaccines, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, hospitalisations, immunization, influenza virus, Kids, Medical research, pediatric care, preventive care, public health, Reduc, risk reduction, saves, study, US children, vaccination, Vax

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

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