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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1500 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!