MomCalmDown Minecraft Servers

MomCalmDown Minecraft Servers

  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9482
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Potions Brewed: 140
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

    CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7100
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 368 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

    And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

    Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crazies

    Crafty Crazies
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6447
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

    Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

    But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

    Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

    ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1961
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Star Shards Collected: 206
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

    MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1045
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

    Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

    So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

    ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9049 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

    Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4199
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

    We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

    Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4646
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nova Realms SMP
    :construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
    :people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
    :no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
    :clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
    :tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
    :mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
    *(we are also accepting staff applications)*

    If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

    We hope to see you there!

    Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

    https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

    A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

    Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

    A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

    A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

    A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Berserk Bonanza

    Crafty Berserk Bonanza
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8686
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

    Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8501
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Towns Built: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 481
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

    PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6637
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Ores Mined: 7288
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 New Chunks Explored: 994483
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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