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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 718 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.