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  • Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

    Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

    But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

    Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

    Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

    But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

    So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyRage Bday Bash

    BabyRage Bday Bash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

    Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

    On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

    Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChaosQueen Minecraft SMP

    ChaosQueen Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Solana is the currency of choice! From September 2023 to May of 2024, Solana was the ultimate money maker, with staking getting you a whopping 7% return! But watch out for that plastic fake ugly “rapper” who launched a pumpfun and ruined everything – she’s the reason we can’t have nice things! Join now for a chance to breach six figures and trade in memecoins like WIF, POPCAT, and BODEN. Who needs real money when you have Solana, am I right? So come on down and join the madness – just don’t let that rapper near your stash!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

    MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a hospital room? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will be picking their nose while playing, and hand washing is a must before joining any games.

    Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!

    Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCashShowdown

    CraftyCashShowdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into the world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a fun and hilarious time with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

    Are you tired of your boyfriend constantly questioning your every move and how you spend your in-game currency? Well, on our server, you can be the boss of your own virtual world without anyone breathing down your neck! Build your dream house rent-free and spend your diamonds however you please, without anyone judging you for treating your friends to a virtual coffee.

    Join us for a laugh as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest and most epic creations. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone asking you how much gold you have in your virtual bank account. So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our hilarious Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

    LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and make a decision that will change the course of your virtual life forever! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. You join in, busting out your best moves, and before you know it, you’re crowned the Creeper King/Queen of the server. Your life will never be the same after that epic dance-off! So come join us and make decisions that will rock your blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

    BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

    Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

    So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBankBusters

    BlockyBankBusters

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP