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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8158 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?
Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.