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  • Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

    Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

    But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

    Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

    Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

    But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

    So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyRage Bday Bash

    BabyRage Bday Bash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

    Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

    On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

    Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown

    Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you forget all about those pesky wildfires and dementia risks? well, do i have the server for you!

    this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?

    so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Felprisons

    Felprisons

    New Minecraft Servers

    FelPrisons – OP Prisons Server 1.7-1.21.4! Mine your way through the ranks, prestige to gain major boosts and rebirth to gain large multipliers and ascend to go back to the beginning… can you make it to the end rank? We have Custom Enchants, a Token System, cosmetics, crates and so much more waiting for you! Currently in BETA! https://discord.gg/VUFE6UrJjH

    play.felprison.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Vortex 1.21

    Crafted Vortex 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Yo, bro, forget about Carly Rae Jepsen, come join our Minecraft server instead! >We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! >Who needs a summer fling when you can have a virtual adventure with blocky graphics and endless possibilities? >Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! >So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Crypto Chaos

    Pixelated Crypto Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to our lit Minecraft server where we mine crypto and live that glamorous life! Join us for a wild ride as we stack those digital coins and build epic virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now and experience the crypto craze in Minecraft style! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship

    CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect match!

    Meet Elle, our resident love guru who is seeking the man of her dreams. She’s looking for a tall, handsome, wealthy, educated, childless man who attends church regularly and is willing to wait until marriage for sex.

    But wait, there’s more! Elle is also the only single friend in her group, so you know she’s serious about finding love. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the lucky guy who meets all of Elle’s impossible standards.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to date a picky princess like Elle and potentially get rejected for not being an “8 or better” in the looks department. It’s a dating experience like no other, only on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?

    CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a bath in a waterfall while riding a unicorn!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.

    So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP